I am a traitor

So I ran over a bald eagle on friday. Now I am considered a threat to the sovereignty of the United States. I’m just kidding. I really did almost hit one. It was eating a dead skunk with a murder of crows.

On a related note, I only remember one time that I ever saw a bald eagle in the US. I’ve seen 30 or so since I moved to Canada. I also had four maple trees in my yard growing up. There are maple trees all over the US. Of course I’ve only been in two provinces, but I’ve seen about zero maple trees in Canada.

In short I propose that we switch national symbols.

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